SUPERMAN HATES EVERYONE

EVEN SMOKERS!

SUPERPOOF

The Superficial has the fear:

Hey, Bryan Singer, any chance you could ratchet back the gayness a tad on the new Superman. That would really be great. I realize this is in line with the “classic” look, but that came about when action movies hadn’t really advanced past the ‘bonk’. Superman should look like he’s about to kick ass, not strip at a secretary’s birthday party. I don't really know what he should be wearing instead, but if I were in a burning building and someone showed up in this, even if they flew in carrying a fire truck, it would still take me a minute to know if I was being rescued or seduced. God forbid he had to carry me somewhere dressed like this. I'd be there in his arms, my body completely rigid, straight as a board, trying not to make eye contact and making awkward conversation. “So, umm, you think the Saints might finally draft a corner this year.”

JIVE TALKIN' HYPE FROM EA GAMES!

The Authentic Superman Experience True to the fiction in every respect, this is the game based on the Superman universe that fans have been anticipating for decades.

Metropolis Comes to Life From excited citizens stopping to take your picture as you fly overhead to the traffic on the streets, every detail of this vibrant city has a mind of its own. These 80 square miles are brought to life for the first time in a videogame.

Huge Open World Go anywhere and do anything in Metropolis as Superman. Non-linear gameplay allows you to explore and play the game exactly how you want to at your own pace. Where and how you fly – to the top of skyscrapers, dodging elevated trains – is completely up to you, since gameplay is designed as a true open world experience.

Missions and Mini-games With notorious villains like Metallo and Parasite, and colossal challenges only Superman can overcome, you must navigate the Man of Steel to monitor and protect Metropolis from destruction.

Varied Gameplay Three distinct types of gameplay — Flying, Rescue, and Combat — will keep the action constant and the challenges relentless. Play both film-inspired missions as well as original content created exclusively for the videogame.

Next-Gen Technology Graphics, sound, and gameplay have been taken to the next level to create a Metropolis like you’ve never seen it, with three dimensional sound, a complete orchestra soundtrack, and Oscar-wining sound designer.

SUPERSPAM, SPAM OF STEEL!

Sculpted by David Ranta of Burnaby, Canada.

Thanks David.

BEWARE OF FAKE HYPE

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And what you actually receive...It's Syed from The Apprentice!

NEW TRAILER RELEASED!!!

Teaser part 2

SUPERMAN. TOO GOOD TO BE A ROLE MODEL

Fans of the man from Krypton unwittingly compare themselves to the superhero, and realise they do not measure up. And as a result, they are less likely to help other people. NewScientist.com

BOLLYWOOD GETS THERE FIRST!!!

Too Mera Superman (You are my Superman), which features the leading pair, hero Govinda thrusting pelvis in Supe-suit, and 'heroine' Kimi Katkar dressed as (sacrilege!) Spidey. The film takes them from the typical running around trees to a supermarket and finally to a dance floor, with a lot of very badly chromakeyed flying thrown in. Grotesque.

NICHOLAS CAGE NAMES SON AFTER SUPERMAN

Nicholas Cage's new son is named Kal-El Coppola Cage.

SPIDERMAN 3 'BROKEBACK' STUNT BACKFIRES

EVEN MY PANTS ARE PUMPED!

SCENE CHANGES IN BID TO WOO NEW FANS

MAN IN CHINA ATTEMPTS X-RAY VISION

BRANDON ROUTH IS PUMPED

THE OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS

Following a mysterious absence of several years, the Man of Steel comes back to Earth in the epic action-adventure Superman Returns, a soaring new chapter in the saga of one of the world's most beloved superheroes. While an old enemy plots to render him powerless once and for all, Superman faces the heartbreaking realization that the woman he loves, Lois Lane, has moved on with her life. Or has she? Superman's bittersweet return challenges him to bridge the distance between them while finding a place in a society that has learned to survive without him. In an attempt to protect the world he loves from cataclysmic destruction, Superman embarks on an epic journey of redemption that takes him from the depths of the ocean to the far reaches of outer space. The time of the Reckoning is upon us.

As of this moment, Planet Earth is at war...
Coming Soon... Superman Reckoning.

MY AGENDA

I have now finalised my agenda for S-Day.

SUPERMAN RETURNS AS A TOY

PLAYING IS NOW HYPED INCLUDES VIDEOS (COMING SOON) OF THE REMOTE-CONTROLLED FLYING SUPERMAN, ULTIMATE POWERS SUPERMAN AND THE INFLATO-SUIT! PUMPED!!!

WATCHED TRAILER

ME AND GRANDMA JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER, WE'RE SO GOD DAMN PUMPED I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE OUT!!!

RELEASED JUNE 30TH!!!!

ON MY BIRTHDAY. I'M SO TOTALLY HYPER.
I NEED TO BUY A CAPE.

SUPERMAN HYPE MACHINE NOW MORE PUMPED

THE TITLE OF THE SUPERMAN HYPE MACHINE IS NOW 50% MORE PUMPED!!!

NOW IN CAPS, AND ITALIC!!!

TOTALLY PUMPED

ITS ONE MORE DAY CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brando, back from the grave

According to Latino Review, Marlon Brando will play the role of 'Jor-El' despite that fact he is dead. Brando will not be computer generated, instead the director, Singer plans to use stock footage of Brando, originally shot with Christopher Reeve for Superman 2. The scenes were not used because of a lawsuit filed by Mr Brando over his percentage of the first film's profits, as a response his scenes were removed from the second film. The scenes were re-shot using the mother (Susannah York) instead.

IMAX Announcement

IMAX Corporation and Warner Bros Pictures today announced that Superman Returns will become the world's first live-action Hollywood feature to be converted from 2D to IMAX 3D. IMAX Corporation will use its proprietary 2D to 3D conversion technology to convert approximately 20 minutes of the film into An IMAX 3D Experience, the most immersive cinematic 3D in the world.

"Releasing select sequences in IMAX 3D marks a groundbreaking moment in movies," said Dan Fellman, President of Domestic Distribution at Warner Bros. Pictures. "This film is going to give fans an opportunity to be immersed in a major live-action motion picture like never before."

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